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I know you’ve all been anticipating one thing above all others this Christmas season, like every Christmas season:
“When is doc going to post his wonderful, long, inspirational and touching Christmas stories, gaily festooned with dozens of naked chicks?”
Well good news kids, your wait is over. These stories will touch the old and young, the wise and the stupid, the fat and the ugly alike. I claim no credit for these stories, they seem dictated straight from God and just flow from Him through my hands and onto the server, like some sort of divine ping.
The Good Lord was a little skimpy on the inspiration this year, so only 2 new stories along with 2 classic tales you’ve come to know and love these past 2 years I’ve been repeat posting them. Its kind of like a tradition (hey maybe that’s how traditions begin, people just get too lazy to come up with a new idea and do the same thing they did last year?)
Anyway, enjoy because its all you’re getting for Christmas from DWF this year.
DocWeasel’s Savage Christmas Stories!
Happy Birthday Jesus! 
