Amateur Teen Girls Posting Pornography on the Internet 2: Underage Cam Girls

05.12.08 by docweasel

Teen girls are exploiting their own bodies on the net- and we have the evidence! — click to embiggen

They’re online and nude. And they’ll trade you a peek if you fulfill their Wish Lists

Like many 18-year-olds, Millie* has her own Web site, where she keeps an online diary and scrapbook. There’s an artistic photo of ice-covered trees she shot after a snowstorm hit her Mississippi town in February, there’s a section dedicated to the band ‘N Sync, and, of course, there’s the obligatory list of her favorite links (backstreetboys.com, nellyfurtado.com, rickymartin.com).

She says she built the site in part to show off her Web- designing skills, which are pretty good. But that doesn’t explain why she gets about 6,000 hits a month. That popularity makes more sense once you follow the link to her fan club on Yahoo!, where some 1,000 registered members log on to gawk at the photographs she’s taken of herself.
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Cop elects not to buy cow after getting milk free

05.07.08 by docweasel


Sex with a cow. Well, as a Jersey, I guess she probably did have a nice rack on her, and if you’re a tit-man, er udder-man… no, I just can’t see it.
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Amateur Teen Girls Posting Pornography on the Internet: The Red-Light District Of Cyberspace

05.03.08 by docweasel

Teen girls are exploiting their own bodies on the net- and we have the evidence! — click to embiggen

The Concerned Women of America are waging a losing battle over an pernicious and evil influence that most people, including you, are probably blissfully aware: there is a plethora of pr0n on the internets.

And not just professional porn, with airbrushed models with perky silicone boobs in oversaturated colors indulging in unlikely sexual poses with beefy, monstrously hung studs, but nubile, barely post-pubescent teens are incorrigibly posting their own perky little cupcake hooters and lightly fuzzed trim.
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MUNUVIA DOWN: AOSHQ, Protein Wisdom etc. down temporarily

05.01.08 by docweasel

Dan Collins of Protein Wisdom reports all the mu.nu blogs are experiencing a temporary outage. I’ll keep you posted.
UPDATE: they’re back

The Wright affair is an issue, and its an important one

04.30.08 by docweasel
Obama explains — click to embiggen

If a president’s honesty, judgment and deeply held beliefs about race aren’t important, I don’t know what is. I’m getting a little sick of leftwingnuts telling me that the Wright affair doesn’t matter, its trivia, the media is pushing this and the right is exploiting it, the stupid, racist right etc. etc.

That’s bunk.

There is no more important issue that cuts right to the heart of the guy’s soul: does he believe what he and his wife have been nodding, agreeing and cheering with in front of their impressionable young daughters all these years?
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How to disable and remove automatically generated possibly related links from WordPress blogs

04.30.08 by docweasel

Thanks to LindyShoots for calling attention to this.

Last week we were getting these weird trackbacks, following them up found, oh cool they are forcing these people to link docweaselblog’s vulgar posts, nicely done! Its a new “feature” by WordPress: Possibly related links, automatically generated. They appear out of nowhere on your blog, probably triggered by keywords. I guess this is supposed to be a good thing, but I don’t see how. However, we had no problem with reaping the benefits of free hits, its not our bandwidth.
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Remembering Pamela Bone, and my own experience as a religious, right of center feminist wannabe

04.30.08 by docweasel

One of my heroes and role-models died this week. Pamela Bone, multi-culturalist and feminist who, in the last years of her life, began to question whether multi-culturalism was excusing violence and repression against women.

Which, I can only pray, one day to be a fraction as affecting and effective as I believe she was, and still is, because she lives on, in print.

She died with the same grace, courage and strength with which she lived. Happily, she died with those she loved around her. She was a fighter, as I aspire to be, for women, and for women’s rights, and she was a writer, as I also aspire to be, and her focus was on women, and injustice and the pursuit of justice and peace.
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Obama just took one low and inside, and he’s not wearing a cup

04.30.08 by docweasel

I’m getting a good laugh at all the liberal bloggers who are whistling past the graveyard, consoling themselves that Obama has again hit it out of the ballpark, that Wright has allowed him to distance himself gracefully, that the connexion is broken and there is now only clear sailing to 11-4 and President Obama, its all clear skies from here on out and there’s a bluebird on his shoulder, should he care to look and a great big rainbow shining above his halo.
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Whine on you crazy feministe!

04.27.08 by docweasel
Vogue editors, objectifying LeBron LeBron, animalizing himself

Since feminism has basically met all the goals the original feminists set out to cover, the modern day feminists are forced to manufacture new ones.
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Paul Verhoeven remaking “Life of Brian”

04.24.08 by docweasel

MANDY: Well, Brian,… your father isn’t Mr. Cohen.
BRIAN:I never thought he was.
MANDY:Now, none of your cheek! He was a Roman, Brian. He was a
centurion in the Roman army.
BRIAN:You mean… you were raped?
MANDY:Well, at first, yes.

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a gift for Dan: protein wisdom’s Flaming Armadillo of Death!

04.23.08 by docweasel
by request, moshing, flaming armadillo (doing the hadely bop bop) — click to embiggen

ph34r teh protein wisdom Flaming Armadillo of Death!
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Can Chelsea Clinton’s magic ass save Hillary’s campaign?

04.23.08 by docweasel
Chelsea Clinton’s magic ass (artist’s rendering) — click to embiggen

More follow-up on Clinton’s win in Pennsylvania.

Some underreported campaign news from the Pennsylvania trail, as Chelsea Clinton works the hustings, working that Magic Ass (click link for her theme song) for primary votes.

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Obamablogs to Hillary: Get out of the race so the racist rednecks will stop voting for you!

04.23.08 by docweasel
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full size medium teensy

So Hillary wins by 10%, the top end of estimates and poll predictions of her margin, so she will keep running, of course, and looks pretty good going into Indiana, where she is favored as well. In North Carolina she is inoculated from an Obama win by Bill’s assertions that of course he does well there, all the black monolithically mob behind him in a herd mentality, much like they did Jackson.
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Obama’s terrorist buddy Bill Ayers: the original liberal head tilter?

04.22.08 by docweasel

Did homegrown lefty terrorist and Obama bff Bill Ayers originate the liberaltilted head” trope? Bill Ayers, the unrepentant terrorist, and his accomplice, who was accessory to the murder of three innocent people during a robbery to finance their terrorist activities.
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John Cusack removes his nose from Tim Robbins’ ass long enough to school us all on politics and the war

04.21.08 by docweasel
Cusack’s “Say Anything” co-star, Ione Skye — click to embiggen

You know, I like Cusack’s movies. I also like the way my mechanic fixes my car and the way my plumber fixes my sink.

But I pay them for that, not to their lame-brained theories on politics. Cusack has a platform because he’s a movie star, and he mistakes that platform and the interest people have for him as an actor for interest in anything he has to say about politics.

He also mistakes the attention given a celebrity with people giving a shit about his opinion. Why actors believe they are uniquely qualified, out of all the professions, to give us the benefit of their wisdom, is probably due to the fact that people are kissing their ass from the time they get up ’til the time they are going to bed, and they start believing their own press releases.

I can’t imagine any group less qualified and intelligent about political matters, and with less credibility with which to lecture the rest of us poor dumb bastards, unless its rock musicians.
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Thoughts for a lazy Sunday.

04.20.08 by docweasel
sunday’s weasel girl — click to embiggen

New blog header. The 2008 fireworks were already almost 4 months old. Can you believe its been nearly a third of the year since New Year’s? I can’t.

Well, what’s happening this fine Sunday? Its raining here on the Suncoast but it looks like the sun might come out in a few. Its baseball season, and who gives a flying fuck at a rolling donut? Only old people watch baseball, because their mind works so slowly.

The Pennsylvania primary is in two days and there will be a big story either way. Weirdly, I actually think Hillary! might come back, against all odds. It will be the white people refuting the choice of the blacks and the far left, and there will be a reckoning, but I think the adults are beginning to fear down-ticket disaster.

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The honeymoon is over: the press get wise to Obama

04.20.08 by docweasel
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The vast majority of the LameStreamMedia are still in the bag for Obama, but in pendulum fashion, the press likes to swing back and forth as a monolithic force. This is a natural thing: they build up, there is a big story to a Cinderella coming out of nowhere and being the front runner. Then, the only logical story is to knock him back down. Still, they have to have ammunition, and Obama is giving them plenty.

First there was the 100 years remark that Obama milked at partisan speeches to great acclaim from the dirty hippies, union thugs, welfare queens and Kool-Aid drinkers who frequent Democrat rallies. Who the fuck actually goes to political rallies? You have to be a hard core, no life having, jobless fuck to go stand around for hours waiting for the rockstar to show up and give a canned stump speech.
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Worth1000 Photoshop is the gold standard: Worth1000 Writing is the horseshit standard

04.20.08 by docweasel
worthless1000 text contests: rigged, amateurish, poorly vetted, bad quality — click to embiggen

Worth1000 has built a stellar reputation with its very challenging Photoshop contests and artists that rise to the challenge. Their stuff has been the fodder for countless internet hoaxes, its so real it fools experts.

However, they also dabble in “text” contests, which are writing contests. They might have been worth a C in a highschool creative writing class. If you are a serious writer, be warned, you’re wasting your time unless you want to put in a long time investment of sucking up and submitting stories for no other result than to get slapped down and put in your place.

New members are slapped down hard, with very low scores by special admins with high “karma”- this allows them to sandbag writers they don’t want to win and overrule the greater membership. If you have 200 karma (which all admins do) that means your 6 out of 10 vote counts 200 times. Its very hard to overcome a block of moderators voting en masse, since only a couple thousand votes are cast in text contests, which are much less popular than Photoshop contests.
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Irrefutable argument for lowering the drinking age - more exposed bewbage

04.19.08 by docweasel
the 2 greatest arguments for allowing 18 year old girls to drink — click to embiggen

Seven states now considering lowering the drinking age.

You can watch the stodgy video with crotchety MADD mothers inveighing against the evils of demon rum and waving statistics claiming that lowering the drinking age leads to more deaths from alcohol related driving deaths. And youth drinking advocates drunkenly asserting that yeah, the MADD mothers had a point, but on the other hand, fuck you.
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Leftist humor and Obama’s leftist politics reflect a disdain for middle America

04.18.08 by docweasel


“Snobama” via Michelle Malkin
The kernel of the nut of this post is a bit muzzy. I spent considerable time on the photoshops and the post ended up rambling between several subjects. It began with a reverie, wondering if the disparate forces of the leftosphere and the leftist press were irrevocably estranged, or would they kiss deeply, with tongues, look into each other’s metrosexual eyes, cop a feel, get their noodle wet and make up in time to go back to their normal synchronized Republican bashing.

But the subject of the day is Obama’s pridefulness and hatred for the common man. which leftists are now framing as racist righties calling Obama “uppity”. But since he’s half-white, it could just be his hateful, bigoted white blood, crazed with entitlement and the cudgel of patriarchal repression, smashing down on the poor white trash of Appalachia.
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team dwf ELO Forever header design

04.18.08 by docweasel


our favorite — click any image to embiggen

teamdwf freelanced some header images for the ELO Forever Forum after a link to our Jeff Lynne post brought it to our attention.
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Can’t… stop… laughing… The nutroots eats off its own foot in frustration at its wholly owned subsidiary turning on Obama

04.17.08 by docweasel
the irony of the leftwingnut discomfiture is so rich and creamy that its sinful as eating chocolate cake off of Francesca Gavardi (not pictured, chocolate cake) — click to embiggen

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The Hotline today is a treasure trove of comedy gold regarding the nutroots frothing at the mouth and pissing pants rage at ABC’s perfidy in actually asking hard questions of Democrats and pointing up the fact they have no good answers for why they are lying, pandering pantloads. Instead of blaming the press, how about demanding the Democrats don’t elect pieces of shit like Clinton and Obama as candidates in the first place? Come on, assign blame where its due!

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Obama and his supporters get whiny when the press stop licking Obama’s balls and do their job

04.17.08 by docweasel
docweasel’s experience as a crime reporter, would certainly be good experience for covering the criminals who infest the political world, and yes, that’s weak, but we’re too tired and lazy to make a new image to fit in with this post, so here’s your thinly associated comic book cover we did 3 years ago — cllck to embiggen

The more the leftwingnuts whinge, the surer you can be that Obama took some serious damage tonight, on top of the Wright Stuff and BitterCling blood loss. And there’s a new article by a Democrat trendster saying Obama will certainly get an clutch cargo classic ass-whoopin’ this fall, the question is by how much?

By all accounts, Obama sucked at tonight’s debate. Righties like Marc Ambinder point out that yeah, the questions were rough and more on the personal level than on policy, but that the personal is at least as important as the policy stuff.

A president is a politician, first and foremost, not a policy wonk. He has people for that. The president has to have the political skills to get the public behind his policy, and the skills to manipulate, stroke and threaten the Congress into acting on it. If he can’t handle questions from news reporters, how is he going to handle foreign leaders during negotiations?
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Democrats have done a masterful job of flushing a sure thing down the shitter

04.14.08 by docweasel
Dems prepare for the 2008 in customary fashion — cllck to embiggen

An long, costly, bloody, badly run, unpopular war (which war wouldn’t be, after the first 4 qualifiers) 8 years of Republican rule in the White House, after which the out party usually has the upper hand (unless you’re running against Dukakis, which they may be this year) an extremely unpopular president, latest poll numbers at 28%, dropping below the basement 30% of hard-core Republican stalwarts (although I don’t see it as justified, and I believe most people like him personally) and an economy that is perceived as, even if its not actually, going South.
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